Carpetiem

Darn Lazy Gamers!

Carpetiem: Hows about you set a good example? You gotta show 'em how to earn things the RIGHT way! Just like I done did myslf when I was a lad. Kill 750 Potatos. Idle kills don't count.

Difficulty: 3

Tasks

Kill 750 Potato Monsters

Defeat the following

Mashed Potato x750

Rewards

Silver STR Obol

Gem x3

Class EXP: +80,000

Old Timey Craftin'

Carpetiem: It's such a travesty what loser Lava'Lame'2 has done over the years. He's made smithin' way too easy, such a weak move! Show 'em how it's meant to be done! Craft 225 bullets without opening up the Storage Chest.

Difficulty: 4

Tasks

Craft the following items
Don't use Storage Chest

Bullet x225

Rewards

Distilled Water x15

Small Experience Balloon x2

Smithing EXP: +6,000

Be like Buster!

Carpetiem: Kids admire the worst people! Ninjas, Streams, and even the letter Q for some dang reason! Hows about you show em what a real role model is? Defeat the former Heavyweight Champ with Red Boxing Gloves equipped.

Difficulty: 3

Tasks

Defeat the following monster with Red Boxing Gloves equipped

Defeat the following

Tyson

If you no longer have your Red Boxing Gloves, you'll need to recraft them. You can "Reclaim" the Crimson String from your Completed Quests in the Codex.

Rewards

Gem x4

Class EXP: +120,000

Helping 100 times over

Carpetiem: Looky here, I'm gettin' pretty old... and I'm startin' to regret spending so much time bitter toward that darn younger generation! Can ya tell help bridge the gap between us? Say 'The boomer aint so bad' to 30 different players.

Difficulty: 2

Tasks